How to lose weight.
Wanna know how to lose weight? There is one ultimate proven method for you designed by me!
And this formula is..
EAT SEOUL GARDEN!
You get to enjoy the enormous variety of food, drinks, desserts whatever and still lose weight! How to? The secret lies in that people with no patience like You and I ( Don't say you've got patience, talk cock) will get sick of waiting for food to be cooked fully. Thereafter, you will naturally stuff partially cooked food into your mouth whether you know about it or not.
TRULY MAGICAL!
Next day, u will have non stop visits to the toilet due to your inability to digest those uncooked food. Shit ah, shit ah, in the end you would have realised you've shitted(shat) more than what you ate last night. Wonderful isn't it?
Now can bloody smile smile, day after shit until cannot stand properly!
TRY IT!
Mid years are coming soon, better start working!