Why do i not want to be part of a royal family. Watched Curse Of the Golden flower today. And after it i felt so blessed that my family wasn't like that of the King's. The king was of course played by Chow Yun Fatt, the queen was played by Gong Li. And their second son is is played by JAY CHOU. He was partly the reason why i wanted to watch this movie.


Just like what critics have said, the women in the palace all SHOW HALF BALLS LITERALLY.



2 half balls= 1 ball.
1 ball, 2 balls, 3 balls, 4 balls, 5 balls.




WAH, so many balls how to count. Need calculator man!

The king doesn't like the queen and poisons her with mushrooms from Persia. Which is somewhere in the world now, hahahaha. I know but i don't wanna say only. The queen then finds out the poisonous medicine which she had been taking and pleads for Jay to overthrow king Yun Fatt. Well the plot sounds simple right. But it isn't! It's so complicated that i have to draw mindmap, as i have learnt from school. Who says that u don't apply school stuff into your daily life. I apply now!





(click to enlarge)
If u could understand that then i say u're goood! Then anyway the final battle begun lar.


Looks like monkey god.



I mean, no offence lar, he's like my idol.
But u can't deny the resemblence!!

In the end, everyone dies except for the king.

So stupid, disunited, disloyal and unfilial. Complicating some more.

But i like the song at the ending.






And, i can cospray u know! I can cospray Ryuzaki from Death Note. HAHAHAHA.






IDENTICAL MAN!  ¶ 12:17 am 0 comments

  Best dictionary ever. Coxford Singlish Dictionary.


With this, you'll have no more language problems in Sinagpore anymore! Even angmohs will find this useful. I swear. I is becoming likes a singapore peeper liao, england kena sai. But can jagan tension lar, everyone orso spik like mes what after u see the book! See around or type any word u want, bad word orso can! Sibei song ah!  ¶ 2:38 am 0 comments

  Schoolchewren ‘Too Lan’ Over Flood Timing Schoolchildren nationwide have expressed annoyance and dismay at the timing of the recent flooding.

“Na beh!” said Bukit Gorblok Secondary Three student Chin Ah Suay. “Why now only then flood? When we all taking our fricking exam that time, weather all swee-swee! Instead, now got holiday, wah, suddenly rain until got flood! At least wait a few more weeks when we kena go back to school, lah!”

“I also say!” said Sino-English School Sec. 4 student Chao Mah Ger. “With the flooding, they might have postponed some of my papers and I would have had extra time to mug and do one more round of extra ten year series. Other countries got snow days, how come Singapore cannot have a flood day? Ministry of Education is damn chao kuan!”

However, not all students were so upset.

Said Waffles Junior College student Wee Ee Leet, “Such reactions are typical of the usual wretched, undermotivated, overassuming students we have here. Of course, we elite students couldn’t care less. Regardless of weather conditions, we’ll always be high and dry. We will naturally do well in our exams, and even if we don’t, we’ll be sent overseas and come back and still take over the country. Nothing can rain on our parade, not even a monsoon.”

The Ministry of Education has issued a statement saying that “the downpour is good for students. The water is causing a lot of streams, and we continue to believe that streaming still has some benefit.”

In related news, some Singaporeans have called the flooding “our very own Katrina”. But not everyone has taken to this.

“Katrina?” said Mr. Kenny Nair of Bukit Gorblok Street 19. “That’s not what I’d name this flood. I’d also start with ‘ka’ and end with ‘na’, but I’d definitely be saying something else about this weather.”

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Funny yet true! I really hope the flood procrastinates school for a few days cause i don't want the holidays to end AHHHHHH!  ¶ 1:43 am 0 comments

  Bags of happiness. Went to Joel's christmas party today. And i must say that it wasn't bad, in fact it was quite fun. Had fun games and all. But of course my favourite parts were EATING and the gift exchange programme.

I got a nice looking towel as my gift to exchange. Abit budget lar, and i think i made a profit after the gift exchange. Guess what i got. I got bags, not 1 but 2 bags. It isn't Santa's gift bag.



It isn't ugly okay, smack u then u know. It's artistic.

IT WAS 2 BAGS OF RICE WEIGHING 5KG EACH! Worked so hard to get it lar, had to exchange with Glen's girlfriend before getting my hands on these 2 babies.



WOW.

Only setback was that i had to lug it all the way from Joel's house, which was in Yio Chu Kang, back to mine, in Bedok. I was some cuckoo in a black shirt carrying 2 bags of rice at 11.30pm.
But worth it right, right? Don't believe, i can do the math.

1 towel= $4.90.
1 bag of rice= approximately $8
2 bags of rice= $16
profit made= $11.10



The smile on my face with the 2 bags of rice?= priceless.
Don't say cliche >:(




Mr. Yandao No. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6! HOHOHO.





Is Christmas good? Yeah definitely cause my family will have no rice shortage for weeks MUAHAHA. But of course there are other joys to Christmas lar, and i hope everyone enjoys it!



Signing off on my ride, bye!  ¶ 12:26 am 0 comments

  Request from Kusu Man. Fang he requested that i put this up. I think it portrays his mother country's fighting spirit, and so that's why he was so eager for this video to be shown around.
Well here it is, Yao Ming the basketballer.



Hmmm, i guess that he's saying, " Come on guys! We're doing well, keep it up!"
Now what do you think? Hahahahahahahah.  ¶ 4:18 pm 0 comments

  Favourite primary school song!

My fav primary school song man! Listening to it brought back memories! AWWWWWW.
But the actress in the mv isn't that pretty :X  ¶ 10:09 pm 0 comments

  Where is the remote?! After the match against St. Pats. at Tanglin Secondary, Mummy called me sudenly and told me that the remote control was lost. I didn't really give even the slightest damn at first cause i was all the way in Clementi, in the west.

That wasn't until i got home, and realised how sacred and powerful and essential the remote control was. Without the remote control, i had to get up from the sofa, walk 2 metres, and then press the pathetic small buttons on the set top box.



Picture of set top box. Not picture of the picture of my Dad and Mummy.


The shuffling between the box and the sofa was so frustrating. In the end i just turned on the ps2 and gamed, hahaha.

Then Mummy and Matthew came back home. Mummy explained that it was the small boy's fault and assumed that he was too engrossed with his cartoons that he forgot where he put the remote. Mummy even thought up of a scenario which was hilarious, but logical at the same time. And that the boy was so blur that he threw his cup noodles which he had eaten earlier while holding the remote control and just tossed everything down the rubbish chute without even noticing. I did that once but luckily it was just the rubbish bin. HAHAH.

We searched everwhere, and that theory of my Mummy's seemed to become more realistic.

We ransacked sofas


Someone's not helping.

Rooms



Violins



I even checked the frigging toilet bowl.



Looks clean right? i hope it is..

We were all getting so desperate.

REMOTE REMOTE WHERE ARE YOU.

I LOVE YOU.

I MISS YOU.

I WANT YOU.

I NEEEEED YOU!

Just when i was about to break out in tears (hahah as if), Melissa (with only the legs shown in picture 2), casually picked up some blothes from the sofa and guess what.



It's like wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf lar. She didn't even bother to find, and suddenly poop, the remote just pops up right infront of her. Oh well this is how the world works. UNPREDICTABLE.



SACRED. HOLY. ENCHANTING. ALMIGHTY. MAGICAL.

I then began to laugh off Mummy's theory of the cup noodles and remote, and even mocked her. Until she gave me that horrifying look that she's gonna kill me. I went quiet.

And so, watching television the usual way has resumed. And i lived happily ever after!

Moral of the story? Always place important stuff at the right place so that u don't ever misplace them.

Aiyah screw those clothes lar.  ¶ 8:05 pm 0 comments

  Another one.

Man these beer commercials are just great man. Funny, and good for the eyes too. I want my own way of opening beer too!  ¶ 1:57 am 0 comments

  How to open beer. I would love to go to a pub one day and drink beer legally! But until that day comes, i think i can learn how to open them. Many ways to do so, so so many! Weet weet.




For a moment i thought she opened it with her hahahahahahahahhahahah. That was what the bloody commercial was trying to hint what! Not my fault nono.  ¶ 1:39 am 0 comments

  Bad habits. Humans make mistakes. Some people constantly make the mistakes, and that is called a bad habit. From what i know, VS boys, or rather VS soccer boys in particular, have a common bad habit. And what isit? Changing in the open.

Maybe other boys schools have the same habit? I do not know. But we soccer boys always change in the open, sometimes without noticing that there are members of the public or students from other school looking. Yes yes, in VS, we do change in the open. But who cares?! Boys right. And so we subconciously take this habit outside of the school. Like today. Hahahahaha. Guess how many people did it.

Not one, not two, but three! All just subconciously just taking off their jerseys and shorts off to change. I am very observant, so i saw all the three incidents. LOL. Wong had to talk to them about changing in the public cause there were girls and all. So dumb.

I also got scolded before. But not by Wong, it was by Amir. Bloody Amir, gave me an essay to write on why i shouldn't change in East Coast Park. Hahahahaha. Thank goodness it was a long time ago. And i remember writing a good one! Even Amir was impressed.

Kusu man u flasher, u flashed in Tanglin Secondary School today! Come lar, insult me more lar, see if i pour out all your sick scandals or not!

Anyway, if this trend continues, i think people from outside will really start to take notice. And VS will once again make headlines and waves all across Singapore, like we always do!
If u don't believe me, look at this.

http://vs.moe.edu.sg/vsinthenews


I think we should change our motto, hmmmm.




Haha paiseh i don't know what's flashing in latin!  ¶ 4:22 pm 0 comments

  2306. This event was meant to be great. Even fate says so. 23(c)06. 2C for 2006, get it?


cool eh!

This is the chalet room for the 2C chalet this year. The moment i went into it, i felt that i wouldn't regret spending 3 days and 2 nights here!

But of course i know what not to do during a chalet, and that is to sleep!


Wrong way of spending the night at the chalet,
as demonstrated by the tea party gang.

As usual, the room was noisy like hell. Loud music playing from mini speakers connected to an ipod video. (Rich classmates i have!) After watching some card tricks by the maestro Oliver Foo, and erm, Han Sen, and the movie The Longest Yard, it was time for me to get introduced to the funnest gambling game ever!

It wasn't daidi, not blackjack, not poker, but MAHJONG. Learn to play the game and be totally hooked to it. Only setback, the tiles were almost as small as grape seeds.



how to play, pathetic. my phat fingers have problems picking the tiles.

So, for the sake of the mahjong people, i decided to ask my Mum for a set of tiles! She gamble queen, what also have. Hahaaha.

But still we played with the pathetic tiles till about 6 before catching some sleep.

At 9 the next day, no one could wake up! So Mr JuffriNO thought of a great plan to wake us up.



Blasting 'Welcome To The Black Parade' By My Chemical Romance.

It worked so well that it got all of us up. And we could do nothing but to shout knn and ccb, hohoho!

And so some of us headed out for our morning exercise session of basketball, or football.
Fun, fun and fun it was!

And then it was time for us heros to be heros. To get REAL mahjong tiles and ps2, from I and Jerald respectively.


Style right, black somemore. Hiong ah!

We played the whole night, played until i almost dropped dead. But it was fun lar, real worth not sleeping for it.

What is the best way to killl a cockroach?



Mr Jonathan Tan here with the demonstration, hahahahaha!

And finally what is a chalet when there is no barbeque? Must have barbeque right! Barbeque must have what, chicken wings right! Ahhhhhh.


Chicken wings, with a hint of marshmellow, niceee.

After the barbeque, of course it would be the group phototaking session!


Very handsome boys, with Nic of course.

After that was tension tension tension. Water bomb time!


Stupid Juffri, got me wet. That sounds crappy!

But i guess i got the shot of the day, a headshot.



Hooot liao, zhao! And so i ran. leaving a drenched
victim behind.


After that? Mahjong again. Pro right. Yeah.

Dawn came and it was time to pack up and go home. I felt kinda sad okay! It ended so fast.

With Wei En, so so sad.

And so, we checked out. But there's still time for one last picture!


Handsome boys again, hahahahaa.

Watched happy feet at 4 later on, but i was so shagged that i slept through 3/4 of the movie. SIAN. Waste my money only!

And so, i think this has been a very wonerful chalet stay for me. I'm content and happy, YAY!



David says peace out!  ¶ 1:34 am 0 comments